Everybody Hates Me
I guess I'll go eat worms.
Sammy knew he had a responsibility as heir to produce his own heir. Plus, he really liked Liberty. But his mom sure didn't. So he called her over-- but didn't invite her in.
Instead he got all dressed up and invited her to look at the stars.
It seemed to work. She batted her eyes at him.
Then out of nowhere, his dad planted himself right in between them.
"No offense, Liberty but my wife can't stand you.
You have got to go.
I mean it, get out of my house.
It was obvious Sammy would have to find love outside his home. He headed to the park and found this lovely young girl sitting all by herself.
She was nice and friendly-- until Sammy asked if she had a boyfriend.
She seemed relieved when a big crowd arrived.
Sammy asked the green-haired girl sitting next to him if she had a boyfriend and the whole table felt embarrassed for him.
They all left
Nobody likes a geek.
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